Frozen Paws

[Verse 1]
They put something strange upon my feet
Four little things, felt like no big deal
I looked down once, I looked down twice
Excuse me — what is on my life
[Pre-Chorus]
I could not move, I could not walk
My legs forgot how legs should talk
[Chorus]
One leg up and one leg out
What is this all about
Frozen solid on the floor
Never felt like this before
Chicken in the air, I see
Okay fine — I'll try for free
[Verse 2]
One small step, my leg went sideways
Who installed this, what's the purpose
Left leg stiff and right leg wobbly
This whole situation's probably
[Pre-Chorus]
The strangest day of all my years
But chicken dries away the tears
[Chorus]
One leg up and one leg out
What is this all about
Frozen solid on the floor
Never felt like this before
Chicken in the air, I see
Okay fine — I'll try for free
[Brass in] [Bridge]
Step by step and day by day
Mom and Dad just laughed away
I practiced hard, I gave my best
Now I walk better than the rest
[Outro]
Woof woof woof, I own these shoes
Woof woof woof, I paid my dues
Took a while but now I strut
Cutest walk — no ifs or buts